Your Dark Passenger

Happy weekend, dark passengers.  Although we have more paranormal terminology to cover on Your Dark Passenger, I wanted to give you something a little more interesting to contemplate this weekend.  So let’s take two of my favorite things - conspiracy theories and the paranormal - and smash ‘em together.

There’s actually quite a lot to this one so I think we’d best break it down into pieces.  First, we’ll talk about what the Hollow Earth is.  Then we’ll tackle where the conspiracy comes into play.

What is the Hollow Earth Theory?

Honestly, this is one of those things where it’s hard to tell whether the theory was born and spawned the science fiction stories or if the stories captured people’s imaginations and brought about this theory.  Either way, plenty of websites are devoted to this bizarre idea.  Don’t believe me?  Google it.

Anyway…

Think back to your Earth Science courses from school about what you were taught about the Earth.  You know, the planet is centered around a dense, hot core.  Around the core is a liquid mantle of burning magma.  The Earth’s crust floats over top of that mess on an intricate network of techtonic plates.

I don’t know about you, but that always sounded sort of complicated to me.  The Hollow Earth Theory might make more sense.  Let’s find out.

Everything you’ve ever been told is total crap. There is a small sun at the center of Earth and it’s always day inside.  Various creatures and being live on the inside.  There is a hole at each of the polar icecaps that allow entry and exit, as well as various shafts and tunnels scattered around the globe.  In fact, it is said you can actually see the sunlight and butterflies near the opening at the South Pole.

But what about gravity, you might ask?  Well, the center of gravity for the planet is actuall the Earth’s crust.  You see, if you were to go spelunking down one of the tunnels then you would reach a point about halfway through where the direction of gravity would shift, forcing you to climb up the rest of the way.  Once you reached the inside crust, you would walk around like normal.

See?  Totally easy and rational.  Take a look at this map if you can’t quite visualize it:

Welcome to Agharta

Now obviously, this is an artist’s rendition of what it’s like in Agharta because this dude apparently hasn’t been there.  (Guess that means I’m qualified ot draw a cool map of Venus, huh?)

Speaking of Venus, you may notice that there’s a flying saucer heading to Venus up at the top of the map.  Here’s where we get to the brand new information.  The UFO’s we see are actually either on their to or from the Hollow Earth.  They could care less about making crop circles; they just want to start their vacation in Shamballah.

The Conspiracy

All of you who aren’t wondering why I’m not in a straight-jacket right now are probably trying to figure out when you can get to one of the enterances so you can take a cool trip.  Guess what?  You can’t.  We aren’t allowed to go there.  We have to live on the surface of the planet and deal with the effects of the destruction we’ve dished out.

Seriously though, if you were a citizen of Agharta, would you want any of us to come in there and screw it up too?

And they do know about us.  Don’t think for a second they are as ignorant of us as we are - or were - of them.  They know everything yet they cannot share their advanced technology with us to help us save our side of the planet.  There are actually intergalactic treaties in place about that.  They can’t interfere.  (Sucks for us, huh?)

Basically, as long as we don’t rip the planet to pieces with nukes, they don’t care if go about killing every single living thing - cockroaches included - on our side of the planet.  Life for them would continue without issue.  In fact, they might even like it better since people keep wandering around in caves and getting lost in their lands.  Hitler is said to have escaped through a tunnel to Agharta.  Even though it’s not on this super-accurate map, I have to wonder if perhaps some of the people who disappeared at the Bermuda Triangle and the Dragon Triangle haven’t found themselves wandering around Agharta.

Oh, in case any of you think the Hollow Earth Theory is the most insane thing you’ve ever heard, well, consider the fact that there are those who not only believe this, but believe that we are the ones living on the inside of the planet.  I didn’t make that up.  I’m creative, but even I wouldn’t have come up with that.

Jen

“Let your dark passenger come out to play…Be your own nemesis!”

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