May 07 2009
God is a Dragon Conspiracy
Welcome back to Conspiracy Week on Your Dark Passenger. Today, we’ve got an extra-special conspiracy. Today, we find out what happens when Conspiracy week meets WTF Wednesday. Not to give it all away, but this is the topic that caused my hubby to send a text to his spiritual mentor to find out if God would be okay with him divorcing me if I actually believed this.
He said he was joking…but he sent the text anyway.
Before I get into what I possibly could have found on a conspiracy site and repeated to him that could nearly cost someone their marriage, I feel a little bit of a disclosure is necessary. Please keep in mind that what is about to be presented is a theory that’s out there and not necessarily the opinion or belief of me, Your Dark Passenger, Today.com or any of the advertisers on this site.
Having said that, let’s discuss the conspiracy theory of how God is actually a dragon.
I know what you’re thinking. I was having a WTF moment myself over this. But you’ve read this far so you might as well find out what made a rational person think God’s a dragon.
Well, actually, they said He was of the Reptilian alien species and took the shape of a dragon as needed.
Basically, they said that the god worshipped by Jewish and Christian people alike, Yaweh, is not the same god referenced in the book of Genesis. The creator of the universe is referred to as El. Confused yet?
Let’s break it down.
El created the universe, the planet, the animals and man. El is the perfect creator of the universe and, as such, doesn’t care about being recognized or worshipped. It’s unclear whether El hears or answers prayers.
Then we’ve got Yaweh, the one typically thought of as God. Yaweh was mistaken for El by a misinterpretation of scripture. Yaweh is the one who gave the commandments to Moses and, essentially, is the god referenced throughout the Bible.
The problem, according to proponents of this theory, is that Yaweh is jealous of El for being more powerful and the actual Creator. This is why sacrifices had to be made to Yaweh and why no other gods were allowed to be worshipped. (Not to go off into woo-woo land, but the part of the Bible where God says He’s a jealous god and won’t stand for any other gods being worshipped always struck me as a bit off. I mean, would a being perfect in every way conceivable really get caught up in such minutia?)
Anyone who’s familiar with Gnostic teachings will find this a familiar concept. El would be the Creator and Yaweh would be the Demiurge. Christian Gnosticism is especially interesting to me though I’ll admit to being confused as to the role of Jesus. One group believes he was a false messiah while the other group believes Jesus was sent down to lead people back to El and away from the oppression of Yaweh.
Anyway. The theory goes on to say that Yaweh takes the form of dragon a great deal and that explains why so many different civilizations have some form of dragon lore.
Now we move onto the conspiracy part of it. This might be where it gets a little weird…
So, El is the Creator and no one knows where He came from or where He is now. But Yaweh…well, Yaweh is a Reptilian who came down to earth and assumed many forms in order to trick the people into worshipping him and doing his bidding. In essence, we’re all slaves of the Reptilians as long as we continue to accept being reincarnated back into human bodies on this planet. We will only be free once we reconnect with El and stop allowing our souls to be coerced back here.
Oh, they go on to say that Yaweh is also Satan. In fact, all occurrences of angels or demons are really just the Reptilians attempting to further control us. I’m unsure as to whether other spirits or Ascended Masters are of El or if they’re Reptilian.
I must say, it felt quite odd to type that out. God is a dragon? God is an alien? God is Satan? WTF?
Suddenly, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn’t looking so twisted…
Alright, dark passengers. I KNOW you have an opinion on this one. Let me hear it. Just don’t shoot the messenger, okay? I’m not the one who came up with this; I just found it on a conspiracy theory website - one of the three I mentioned on Monday. 
Jen
“Let your dark passenger come out to play…Be your own nemesis!”
Why is it difficult to think of god as a reptile? Nobody was given to know what physical shape god or yaweh took. Second, if you can swallow all the unbelievable crap in the christian bible, why not a reptile? Seems to go with talking snakes and donkeys, burning bushes, rib-woman, illegitimate demigods born of virgin mothers, global floods, genocidal deity, killing your own kids, turning to salt, incest, and on and on and on…. god taking the shape of a dragon hardly seems out of place.
I think perhaps I didn’t make that clear. They aren’t saying that God is a reptile; they’re saying God is actually a malevolent species of extraterrestrial keeping the human race in perpetual slavery.
I’m actually with you on the fact that He could take the form of whatever He wanted, including a reptile or dragon. I think the issue so many have with this one is that they see the Lord within the Bible to be benevolent and peaceful - yes, in spite of all of the terrible things you just mentioned - so the idea of Him actually keeping “His” people in slavery doesn’t jive.
After my trip down the rabbit hole recently, I’ll say that little surprises me anymore.
So true. The really sad thing is that a portion of what’s out there is bound to be the truth, but no one can decipher their way through all the garbage to get to it.
I do have moments when I believe that since we’ve been conditioned as a population to believe certain things, some of the things that sound the most bizarre to us are really true.
I would like to get some more information about this. Is there a site or a group to talk to. I had a well… Dream of sort. And in this dream, what I believe to be God, confirmed and explained in more detail to me about this fact. Please share.
Wow…I would LOVE to hear more about your dream if you’d care to share…
I’m not sure if there’s a group out there for this or not. I did my preliminary research on this on the Godlike Productions forum and then found out more through a Google search. I don’t know if there was really any one site that stood out as being the definitive source of information on this though. Sorry.
The difference between El and Jahwhe came from the fact that Jahwhe carries one sin that doesn’t affect El… The sin of vanity! Because Jahwhe HAD to show himself, HAD to be worshipped, etc. A perfect being wouldn’t have this flaw! People had to have a Jawheh concept because they couldn’t live with:”We don’t know if El cares or even listens to prayers…” Jawheh is more of an ‘old-man-god’ figure where El is more of an confusing Being figure… Later on they tried to implement El back by introducing the Holy Spirit which was very confusing for people at that time and led to the Holy Trinity(fear of becoming polytheism again)
In my opinion El was an ancient God while Jahwhe was a slavery God needed to break free from Egypt and Jesus was a concept introduced later on to replace the missing pharao(Son of God(Ra)), when it all got confussing people grapped back to the basics(El) without the pain of the past and introduced the Holy Ghost…
Atheist but intersted non the less!
Thx for reading
English is my third language so I appologize in advance for any misspellings or grammatical errors…
Don’t even worry about your grammar. You did a LOT better than most people who only speak/write English.
I found your response to be really interesting because I like it when people are able to relate modern religious concepts back to the ancient egyptians or greeks or whoever - even if I don’t always agree with the concept discussed in the first place.
That explains Psalm 18:7-15… God’s pretty explicitly draconic there. :-p
I myself have always thought of the dragons as being the angels. God is just waiting for us to become like God ourselves and looks like us, the angels are divided. Some dragons are inherently good, but mostly they stay in shadows. Some dragons wanted to rule. Some succeeded, others where slain. Actually another belief is that John the Baptist is actually the true messiah, but foresaw the death of hatred by non-believers. resurrection and cross followers will not like to hear that one. But bear an instant and read up on different versions of that exact passage of Jesus. Is Jesus of Kings blood, and is John? As far as I’ve found they’re nephews and must John not take the crown Jesus would be his next in line (INRI). Being revolting spirits they would prefer to try to free mankind of slavery from the Old testimonies to try to open their eyes to the atrocities of the Society of the flying snake. They fail in doing so by being used by the Romans who love this system and prefer it to continue. The Romans however failing to perpetuate their Polytheistic vision find a way to heat the metal of faith until it’s weak enough to be reforged to their vision, with all their old unholy ways incorporated, resulting in the rise of the Orthodox and Catholic church, a system upheld by left and right and by capital and science. Your society is in fact the one created by Alexander the Great and will continue to be so untill God truly does intervene, breaking his pact with Luciel and Bael, or proven to be right by mankind thus shaming Luciel and Bael. Right now we’re passing the middle of our nexus. A rough time is ahead, but perhaps the end will be Gods. amen.
Lux - Totally embarrassed to admit this, but I either never read that Psalm or I just glossed over that whole section. But you’re very right. For anyone interested in this theory, I STRONGLY suggest you read those passages…
Green Friend - I can honestly say that I’ve never considered the angels as dragons. (Would that make the expression, never drive faster than your Guardian Dragon can fly?) Anyway, I’m going to have to give that one some thought for sure.
I don’t say this enough, but I really do love my readers. Y’all always seem to give me stuff to ponder.
is there any more information on this? because in ancient cultures we all know alot of dragon worship was going on. its really not hard to believe when you consider the fact that there are millions of paintings in japan with dragons, or other places for that matter…
DRAGON = God + Ra + n (guess what that stands for?)!
I’ll bite. What does N stand for?
Pi - 3141 = perfection that looks like chaos
vs.
Phi - 1.62/ 216/ 666 = chaos that looks like perfection