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I was supposed to be telling you about my imaginary cooking show tonight, but I got pulled into thinking about energy shifts. Specifically, I’m thinking about the speculated 2012 energy shift.

What’s gonna happen, y’all? Any peeps with better developed psychic gifts than mine care to share what you “know” with the rest of the class?

Wait…that’s more of a side note than the point. I was just reading a post over at Merry Meet where Tara shared a personal experience. You can read the details over there, but she mentions the year 2005 in relation to 2012.

Can it really just be a coincidence that what happened to her was 7 years before the big whatever? Continue Reading »

Welcome back to Conspiracy Week on Your Dark Passenger.  Today, we’ve got an extra-special conspiracy.  Today, we find out what happens when Conspiracy week meets WTF Wednesday.  Not to give it all away, but this is the topic that caused my hubby to send a text to his spiritual mentor to find out if God would be okay with him divorcing me if I actually believed this.

He said he was joking…but he sent the text anyway.

Before I get into what I possibly could have found on a conspiracy site and repeated to him that could nearly cost someone their marriage, I feel a little bit of a disclosure is necessary.  Please keep in mind that what is about to be presented is a theory that’s out there and not necessarily the opinion or belief of me, Your Dark Passenger, Today.com or any of the advertisers on this site.

Having said that, let’s discuss the conspiracy theory of how God is actually a dragon. Continue Reading »

Welcome back to Conspiracy Week on Your Dark Passenger.  Today we turn our attention from any one individual conspiracy theory to the world of conspiracy theories as a whole.  Anyone familiar with conspiracy sites already knows it’s a minefield of truths, lies, disinformation, deceptive information, cryptic statements and crackpot theories.

Don’t believe me?  Read through yesterday’s post highlighting all the conflicting information with regards to the recent swine flu (N1H1) outbreak.  (And keep in mind that I didn’t have to make up one single piece of that information/disinformation as it was all readily available on the conspiracy sites listed.)

That brings us to the real question for the day:  How do you know what conspiracy information you can trust?  As part of that, it’s also important to explore WHY so much conflicting information exists. Continue Reading »

Welcome to Conspiracy Week on Your Dark Passenger!  Here’s the deal, y’all…I can’t give you my sources or tell you where I heard this.  I can’t even tell you if I think this is for really real or not.  Don’t like that?  Sorry.  That’s just how it goes with all the best conspiracy theories.  The Swine Flu Conspiracy is no different.  (Or for all the serious conspiracy theorists who are incapable of grasping satire, please see Godlike Productions Forums , Prison Planet and Project Camelot.  Not all of the theories were specifically found on only those websites; however, you should be able to find ALL of it there.)

So…what exactly is the deal with the Swine Flu or H1N1 or whatever the heck we’re calling it today?  Is it going to be the global killer we’ve all been waiting for from our secret underground bunkers?  Is this a bio-weapon unleashed by TPTB to counteract overpopulation on this little blue marble in the sky we call Earth?  Did the aliens send it down to kill us or protect us from something more lethal?  Did President Obama already die of this global pandemic and we just don’t know it yet?

Take a deep breath, dark passengers.  I’ve got all the answers you need and I got ‘em from very reliable unnamed and anonymous sources on the internet.  Here’s what we know: Continue Reading »

Happy weekend, dark passengers!  Please join with me in singing our official conspiracy song. (You’ll recognize this as the tune of the Evil Empire from Star Wars.)  Doom doom doom da da doom da da doom.  (Goes up an octave.)  Doom doom doom da da doom da da doom…Wait.  Why are we singing the song of doom?

Because starting Monday we’ll switch gears from all things paranormal to conspiracy theory heaven…or would it be hell?  Don’t worry though, we’ll still be delving into the paranormal over on my dark and deadly sister site.  You know I wouldn’t make you wait for that paranormal fix…

Before we begin our new conspiracy theory discussions on Monday, I think it’s important we all have a basic understanding of some of the key terms that present themselves over and over again.  Let’s begin, shall we? Continue Reading »