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Halloween is nearly upon us, dark passengers, but we still have time to plan for a bit of fun - even if we don’t have time to make the perfect costume or plan a killer party. Without further ado, I give you the official rules for the Paranormal Halloween Costume Drinking Game!

In case anyone is unfamiliar with how a drinking game works, I have to ask…Why are you reading this?

Ghosts:

Anytime you see someone in a ghost costume, you have consume a clear liquid…because ghosts are translucent.

• Kid wearing a white sheet - Do 2 shots to make his costume scarier
• Kid wearing a costume not like a sheet - Do 1 shot because the kid tried
• Kid wearing a scary ghost face costume from Scream or Scary Movie - Do 1 shot but add a shot of grenadine to it first because this is a slasher movie ghost!

Zombies:

Whenever you see a kid at the door dressed like a zombie, get out the beer because zombies are classic, run of the mill ghouls.

• Chug your beer for 10 seconds whenever a zombie comes to the door. It doesn’t matter what kind because they’re all the same.

Werewolves

Break out the mixed drinks my friend because these paranormal creatures are half human and half wolf. You’ll also need cayenne pepper, cinnamon or paprika on hand.

• Take 1 giant gulp of your mixed drink when a werewolf shows up at your door.
• If anyone shows up dressed like one of the wolf pack from New Moon (You know, the new Twilight movie?), you have to add a pinch of one of the spices to your drink. Why? That series basically bastardized werewolf lore so you have to taint your drink. Fair warning: You’ll probably see a lot of these so be prepared for an interesting drink.

Vampires

Get ready to get plastered on Halloween night because everyone and their dog is going to dress up like a vampire. For this, you need a “fashionable” drink like martinis, cosmos, bellinis, etc. You also need a bottle of hot sauce that has a shaker top.

• Take 2 big sips whenever you see a vampire
• Take 3 big sips if they have on an awesome vampire cape
• Down your drink if they have someone following them around with a wooden stake
• If a Twilight vampire shows up at your door, shake 1 drop of hot sauce directly on your tongue and take ONLY one sip of your drink

Special Bonus Character

If any girl shows up at your door dressed as Bella from Twilight on Halloween night, you must follow the rules for both Twilight vampires and the Twilight wolf pack because we all know Bella goes both ways.

Also, if anyone shows up at your door in costume who looks old enough to drive - besides parent and older sibling chaperones- throw a piece of candy at their forehead and slam the door. Drink whatever you’re supposed to for that costume, but do it twice because teenagers count as two kids.

Have fun drinking handing out candy!

Let me know if anyone’s left standing after this one…

Jen

“Let your dark passenger come out to play…Be your own nemesis!”

Welcome back to Conspiracy Week on Your Dark Passenger.  Today, we’ve got an extra-special conspiracy.  Today, we find out what happens when Conspiracy week meets WTF Wednesday.  Not to give it all away, but this is the topic that caused my hubby to send a text to his spiritual mentor to find out if God would be okay with him divorcing me if I actually believed this.

He said he was joking…but he sent the text anyway.

Before I get into what I possibly could have found on a conspiracy site and repeated to him that could nearly cost someone their marriage, I feel a little bit of a disclosure is necessary.  Please keep in mind that what is about to be presented is a theory that’s out there and not necessarily the opinion or belief of me, Your Dark Passenger, Today.com or any of the advertisers on this site.

Having said that, let’s discuss the conspiracy theory of how God is actually a dragon. Continue Reading »

Welcome to the Dark Side, dark passengers.  If you haven’t already read the Fang Bangin’ Friday post for today then please don’t think this is all you got today.

So…how come nothing this freakin’ cute ever comes after me?  I mean, watching evil flip over so I can get its belly might make it more worthwhile…

Jen

“Let your dark passenger come out to play…Be your own nemesis!”

Do you remember when I used to talk about the most interesting searches from my fellow dark passengers?  Well, I think it’s time we revisit that.  I’ve always found it interesting how y’all find this blog.  Guess the least I can do is answer your burning questions about life and death and shamwow.

Right?

I’ll start with the hottest search for the week, besides the ever-popular image search.  Not really anything to say on the images besides: yes, I use pictures.   So here we go…

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By now, you’ve probably already heard about the “No-Cussing” kid.  If you’re drawing a blank, I’m referring to McKay Hatch.  As the name implies, this 15-year-old Los Angeles student has started a campaign with some of his like-minded friends to get people to stop using bad language.

Naturally, people want him dead.

WTF?

I’ll admit it…I thought this Continue Reading »